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Michael Jackson was in Maryland last week supposedly scoping out property, and he and his “entourage” stayed at the Perry Cabin in St. Michael’s, MD, where Wedding Crashers was filmed. Jacko himself bothered room service at 4:00 in the morning, ordering things like chicken fingers and other kids’ foods. A server said, “They […]

Katie Holmes went to a business meeting at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) in Century City and was photographed looking like she’s aged 30 years since she started her arrangement with Tom Cruise.
Meanwhile Tiny Tom is still in Europe. Now he’s doing promotional work for his production company United Artists.
Since Katie […]

Britney Spears did a good job of keeping youngest son, 9-month-old Jayden James Federline, away from photographers, but now it appears that she’s posed with him for a British tabloid with the title “Britney back from the brink.” Just like little Scientology bot Suri Cruise, there were rumors that Jayden was retarded or deformed […]

Tom Cruise’s agent has denied that another little Scientology bot is on the way by saying, “They are not expecting a second child.” Whew! Spared for a little while at least. Of course it’s possible that they are playing with the numbers again. They seemed to get a kick out of […]

The Pregnancy
The Sun is reporting that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I hope to Xenu this is not true, but I’m sure it is. They certainly have been laying the foundation. Katie has said recently that she’d love to have more little Scientology bots. A source said,
Katie and Tom are […]

Maggie Gyllenhaal has no qualms about popping out her boob to feed her kid. Here she is in the middle of the West Village outside of Bonsignour Café Wednesday morning with 8-month-old Ramona having breakfast.
Maggie has been busy filming Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins. She took Katie Holmes’ spot […]

Katie Holmes is going to be on Entertainment Tonight Monday night, and everyone has to participate in a new drinking game that I invented. It’s called “Amazing Kate”. This is how you play. Each time Katie says “Amazing” during her interview, do a shot of Kahlua (in honor of her always-present Starbuck’s […]

So the story goes that Tom Cruise bought a $35 million mansion with Katie Holmes, and he’s turning one of the rooms into a nursery because according to a “friend of the couple” (who likes to talk to Life and Style mind you),
He told her how much he loves their little girl [Suri] and how […]

The Donald has a new title: Grandpa Donald. Donald Trump’s son, Donald Jr, and his lovely wife Vanessa welcomed a baby girl, Kai Madison, on Saturday in New York. Kai is just 14 months younger than her uncle Barron.
I just have to wonder if these two kids will grow up to be good, […]

In case you don’t remember, Katie Holmes gave birth to Suri on the same day in the same hospital as movie star Brook Shields last April 18, according to what Tiny Tom would like you to believe. I dare you to find proof to substantiate this claim, but that’s water under the bridge. […]