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It’s everyone’s worst nightmare…a male version of Paris Hilton, and she’s nabbed him. He looks like her, wears pink garments, and even speaks like her, well, apart from the Australian accent. His name is Tyler Atkins and he designs t-shirts under the label Rock Stars and Angels. He and Paris were seen […]

There’s a new investigation going on as to whether Paris Hilton got special treatment while in jail. If you believe what she told Larry King (if you do, you’d be pretty stupid at this point), then she was treated exactly as every other inmate. But the specifications of the investigation include the alleged […]

If you believe what Paris Hilton told Larry King about never doing drugs, then she’s popped her weed cherry in front of Hollywood club Teddy’s, according to the NY Post. A clubgoer said,
She took a huge puff off of a joint [in an SUV], then opened the door and exhaled the […]

Paris Hilton was seen yesterday leaving a private acting lesson in Bel Air carrying “The Power of the Actor”. I guess she’s preparing for those summer movies that she told Larry King about, but which are non-existent on IMDB.
I thought that girl was going to open halfway houses to contribute to society. […]

I admit it. I was gullible. I didn’t think I’d be seeing so much of Paris Hilton so quickly after she got out of the slammer, but that girl obviously missed the paparazzi. She’s been photographed living it up in Maui the last few days. Funny how she recovered so […]

Paris Hilton is already on vacation and back in the public eye. She flew off to Maui yesterday for a little rest after the strenuousness of jail life, and she went in some sort of weird costume, but, of course, she’s already getting photographed despite her disguise.
In other Paris news, everyone and their brother […]

Paris Hilton made her grand appearance on Larry King last night for an entire nauseating hour. There were quite a few things that I’m calling bullshit on.
#1. She has a real opinion on Larry King.
She began the interview kissing Larry’s ass. When asked why she was doing the interview, she […]

Paris Hilton’s neighbors can breathe a sigh of relief, at least temporarily. She’s decided to rent a Malibu beach house for the summer. Looks like those memos that went around the neighborhood were successful.
Will things stay on the up and up at this new abode? Malibu + beach house + […]

Sheriff Lee Baca is still trying to defend his decision to let Paris Hilton go. He’s told lawmakers that Paris’ condition was life-threatening, and the system didn’t have the resources to take care of her.
She was at a place where we couldn’t fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We […]

Paris Hilton was freed from jail shortly after midnight last night looking absolutely radiant without the usual makeup caked all over her face. She went over to her parents’ house presumably because of that revolt her neighbors are planning against her.
Will she or will she not appear in public before Larry King […]

Barbara Walters has spoken! She said that it wasn’t ABC who turned down the Paris Hilton interview. She turned it down herself, even after her friend Paris said that she’d do the interview for free. The whole circus was beneath professional journalist Walters:
Look, I’ve done prison interviews before, but people like the […]

This is a brilliant marketing plan for anyone who has enough balls to execute it (or the wherewithal to pay a day-worker to execute it for them) and a great welcome-home for Paris Hilton. It’s the site that she managed to get a court order to shut down, but it’s miraculously back up. […]

Paris Hilton’s post-jail interview is official. No $1 million NBC interview. No compensated Barbara Walters sit-down. Just CNN interviewerLarry King and zilch. That’s what greed will get you, my friends. The Hilton family wanted to get paid, and now they aren’t getting anything, including veteran interviewer Walters.
Tune in […]

NBC wants everyone to know, including ABC, that there is no $1 million post-jail interview deal with convict Paris Hilton. NBC News spokeswoman Allison Gollust said yesterday,
We don’t pay for interviews and we’ll never pay for interviews, and I have no interview to confirm.”
A source told the NY Post yesterday that ABC wanted […]

Paris Hilton’s neighbors are taking the opportunity to talk about her to the press while she’s in the slammer, and they aren’t saying very complimentary things. For instance, she doesn’t take very good care of her animals. They run all over the neighborhood, and some even get hit by cars. Shelby Segall, […]