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There’s a circus going on in L.A as we speak. No one can agree on whether Paris Hilton is calling in to her hearing, which was scheduled for 45 minutes ago, or whether she actually is required to show up, let alone whether she’s going back to jail or not. As of now, […]

Just think for minute. If you or I were in jail and came down with some sort of medical issue, we’d be sent to the criminal justice system’s medical facility. Makes sense, right? No, not for privileged Paris Hilton. Her medical problem has given her a get-out-of-jail-free card. Yep, just […]

TMZ claims to have “multiple inside sources” giving them the goods on Paris Hilton’s incarceration. Are they guards? Are they inmates? Are they…made up? Regardless, it’s still fun to imagine what they are saying is accurate.
Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating. Paris […]

After she attended the MTV Movie Awards Sunday evening and was roasted by Sarah Silverman (see clip below), Paris Hilton reported to a detention facility in Lynwood, Ca. Ms. Hilton was scheduled to start her 23-day sentence on Tuesday, but felt that going early would help her avoid the inevitable media circus that surely awaited […]

Nicky Hilton spoke out to People yesterday the a BlackBerry Curve launch party in Los Angeles about the unfairness of sister Paris’ sentence. She said,
I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.
Traffic violation? The girl did more than fail to make a complete […]

We recently told you about Paris Hilton’s special penal-system treatment, from getting her sentence reduced in half for “good behavior” to going to a special jail that houses high-profile people (as well as employees). Well, now her future cell mate, who’s in for reckless driving, has been hand-picked to be someone unlikely to cash […]

Does Paris Hilton really think that being photographed with a Bible and the spiritual self-help book, The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment, is going to make any difference in her life? Does she think that people will take pity on her if it looks as though she’s found Jesus, or […]

According to the Sun, Paris Hilton is supposedly planning to keep a diary while in the slammer to sell for “millions” when she gets out. A source said,
There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals.”
“She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”
The problem with this […]

So, that much talked about 45-day jail stay that Paris Hilton was sentenced to a few weeks back? Reduced by half. Not only will the pampered Simple Life star now be required to spend just 3 weeks in the slammer, she is going to be placed in a unit that is reserved for “…celebrities and […]

I don’t understand the relationship Candy Spelling has with TMZ, but when she wants to send (publicly) a message to a struggling celeb, she turns to them. Not unlike her letter to Larry Birkhead, she has given Ms. Hilton a bit of advice, Candy style:
Dear Paris,
As someone who has known you for most of […]

Just a few days ago Paris was blaming her publicist, Elliot Mintz, for her jail sentence. She has claimed from the beginning that he told her that her license was no longer suspended and that driving was no longer a no-no. Mr. Mintz even took the stand at her hearing and said that it […]

Do you remember that girl in high school? You know the one I’m talking about. She was named “Most Popular” in your yearbook even though no one could really stand her. She was pretty, but not spectacular looking. When you passed her in the hallway she was never really smiling; it was more […]

In the midst of tragedy, it’s refreshing to have a bit of comic relief, and today, Paris Hilton has provided it. The possibility looms that she will have to go to jail because of violating her DUI probation by driving with a suspended license (which she claims she didn’t know was suspended), and she […]