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There’s a new investigation going on as to whether Paris Hilton got special treatment while in jail. If you believe what she told Larry King (if you do, you’d be pretty stupid at this point), then she was treated exactly as every other inmate. But the specifications of the investigation include the alleged […]

Paris Hilton made her grand appearance on Larry King last night for an entire nauseating hour. There were quite a few things that I’m calling bullshit on.
#1. She has a real opinion on Larry King.
She began the interview kissing Larry’s ass. When asked why she was doing the interview, she […]

Sheriff Lee Baca is still trying to defend his decision to let Paris Hilton go. He’s told lawmakers that Paris’ condition was life-threatening, and the system didn’t have the resources to take care of her.
She was at a place where we couldn’t fix whatever that medical problem was with the resources we have. We […]

Paris Hilton was freed from jail shortly after midnight last night looking absolutely radiant without the usual makeup caked all over her face. She went over to her parents’ house presumably because of that revolt her neighbors are planning against her.
Will she or will she not appear in public before Larry King […]

This is a brilliant marketing plan for anyone who has enough balls to execute it (or the wherewithal to pay a day-worker to execute it for them) and a great welcome-home for Paris Hilton. It’s the site that she managed to get a court order to shut down, but it’s miraculously back up. […]

NBC wants everyone to know, including ABC, that there is no $1 million post-jail interview deal with convict Paris Hilton. NBC News spokeswoman Allison Gollust said yesterday,
We don’t pay for interviews and we’ll never pay for interviews, and I have no interview to confirm.”
A source told the NY Post yesterday that ABC wanted […]

Paris Hilton seems to be making the biggest mistake of her life: crossing Barbara Walters. She’s giving the highly coveted after-jail interview to NBC, not to her friend Walters over at ABC.
After all of the work Barbara has put into this situation: disagreeing with a View producer on the radio that it’s […]

Since Paris Hilton was transferred from the medical ward back to her jail cell, she’s stopped eating, and people are getting worried about her condition. She has lost five pounds in a week bringing her 5′7 1/2″ frame down to 100lbs, and she was told that if she doesn’t eat, she will be force-fed […]

Barbara Walters announced on The View this morning that Paris Hilton spoke to her from jail. Barbara was on the phone yesterday with Paris’ mother, Kathy, when Paris called on the other line. Paris told her mother that she wanted to speak to Barbara and called her collect. Here’s the statement according […]

July 1999’s Playboy Playmate Jennifer Rovero wrote an open letter to the media regarding her friend Paris Hilton. In case you don’t care what this girl has to say (which is probably most of you), here’s a brief summary:
The sentence was unjust. We should trust Sheriff Baca’s judgment. Her brief jail […]

Paris Hilton is throwing the ultimate tantrum since she had to go back to jail (more specifically the Twin Towers medical ward). TMZ.com is saying that she hasn’t eaten or slept since she got there yesterday, and she’s “been crying a lot, praying and extremely withdrawn”. Reportedly she’s in a room by […]

There weren’t any cameras in the courtroom, but here’s a sketch of Paris Hilton, reportedly wearing sweats and sobbing hysterically.
The appeal will be filed today or Monday so everything could change yet again.
(Sketch by Mona Edwards)

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail after a very dramatic hearing. In fact, she had to be dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy while she was screaming, “Mom! Mom! Mom!” and “It’s not right”. Paris’ mom Kathy is reported to be inconsolable and pacing in the hallway. […]

Poor, spoiled Paris. Here she is on her way to court just a little while ago. I’m starting to think that she really might not able to handle all of this. She’s fragile by no fault of her own. On the other hand, there are tons of fragile women in jail, […]

MSNBC reported this morning that there are trucks at Paris Hilton’s house giving the indication that she’s throwing a soirée tonight. Isn’t she supposed to have some sort of illness? That girl has no shame. I so much hope that they send her back to the can.
In other news, Paris is […]