The country is getting increasingly worked up over American Idol and Sanjaya. Today, Maxim Magazine has named Sanjaya “Girl of the Day,” which is a feature of their website where they normally profile famous and non-famous women dressed in underwear or bikinis wearing lots of makeup. Today, though, they are profiling a 17-year-old male American Idol contestant! Cruel.
You’ve no one but the Devil’s lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show’s coveted prize as this year’s top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it’s our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the “ponyhawk,” a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
Well, tonight is the night, folks. Show your loyalties!
Are You Voting for Sanjaya Tonight?
- No way. He’s the worst. (53%)
- Heck, yeah. I’m part of the Sanjaya movement. (42%)
- Who? (4%)
Loading …by Jenny April 17th, 2007 in American Idol, Reality Shows.
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