From Simon to Kelly

Simon Cowell, Kelly Clarkson, Clive Davis

Music industry guru and American Idol judge Simon Cowell has a little bit of advice for American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson on her recent feud with music-industry executive Clive Davis:

Kiss and make up, decide what’s best, get on with it! Clive Davis, at 80, is better than 99 percent of the people in the music business in their 20s, 30s and 40s. And he’s not 80, he’s less than 80.”

“(Kelly) is one of the best and she always will be, (but Clive) is the boss of the record company… It’s his job to advise.”

Cowell’s response comes after Clarkson shot off her mouth in August’s issue of Blender magazine about tracks that she wrote for her new album My December, which were rejected. She said,

(I told Davis) I don’t know you very well, and I am not a [bleep]. I get (that) you don’t like the album. You’re 80; you’re not supposed to like my album.

“I literally got told to my face that it wouldn’t sell more than 600,000 copies. And I got lied to. One reason I don’t like working with people at the label is that they lie. … If you’re going with the flow and not fighting, that’s settling. I can’t take that. Life is just too short to be a pushover.”

Simon is completely right. This girl is pissing off the wrong people. If she thinks she can survive in the industry by being a diva before she actually has the status of Madonna, she’s mistaken. If she doesn’t watch herself, it’s just going to be her and Paula Abdul thrown out to the curb, tripping over their pet chihuahuas.

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How Do You Spite an Environmentalist? Turn on All of the Lights.

Larry and Laurie David

Seinfeld creator Larry David said that he “went home and turned all the lights on” after splitting from environment activist wife Laurie David, just what you imagine might happen on an art-imitating-life episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. When asked at Thursday’s Television Critics Association press tour in Beverly Hills what he would put into his act if he ever did stand-up comedy again, he said that he wouldn’t be able to resist putting the divorce in.

It would probably be about the divorce. If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

And what about the rumors that the fame and passion Laurie got while on her whirlwind global-warming awareness tour with Sheryl Crowe caused the split? Larry dismisses it.

No, no, no, she’s been that way throughout. That’s nothing new.”

Well, I still think Laurie might have fallen for the illustrious and passionate ex-Vice President Al Gore. She was a producer of Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth, and all of the Seinfeld money in the world couldn’t compete with such an environmental rock star.

Have You Seen An Inconvenient Truth?

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Jessica Biel at ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ Premiere

Jessica Biel at I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Premiere

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry premiered last night at Universal Studios, and Jessica Biel was looking radiant. Biel plays an attorney representing firefighters Adam Sandler and Kevin James, who are pretending to be gay in order to get domestic partnership benefits. Although the movie looks pretty amusing, with a run-time of 2 hours and 20 minutes, this had better be one fantastic Happy Madison comedy.

Are Movies Becoming Too Long?

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Somebody Divert the Plane to Australia!

David and Victoria Beckham and Kids

This has got to be the most publicized move in history and hopefully it’s finally coming to an end. David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at Heathrow today as they made their big move to Los Angeles to bring soccer to the masses and embrace American life. Victoria said, “We are so excited about America. We want to embrace the culture with open arms.” That’s fine and dandy, but Posh doesn’t realize that hanging out with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and probably becoming a Scientologist is not what most American culture is about. I’d love to see her hang around in Mississippi or Oklahoma, and then I’d believe that she wants to experience the culture. By the way, where’s Paul Revere when you need him?

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Britney Will Throw in the Couch

Britney Spears Mansion

Britney Spears can’t decide whether she’s coming or going. That’s a surprise. She’s trying to get rid of her Malibu pad, and now she’s put her Beverly Hills mansion back on the market. It was for sale pre-rehab, but she decided to move back in after she got out. But this time, in order to expedite the sale, she’s offering to include all of the furniture.

I don’t get it. That’s supposed to be appealing? Who in the market for a $7 million Beverly Hills mansion would want Britney’s skanky, smoke infested furniture? Plus the furniture that she had in the Malibu place during the Matt Lauer interview looked like my mom’s flowered couch from 1985.

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Claire Danes Headed to the Great White Way

Claire Danes

Ever since My So Called Life, I’ve had an affection for Claire Danes. Sure, I realize that I identified with the character, Angela Chase, the angry teenager, but still Danes herself resonated with me.

Danes has chosen interesting roles in her career following the short-lived series. She played Juliet in the modern-day Romeo and Juliet, was in the fantastic little film Igby Goes Down, and was lucky enough to be picked by Steven Martin to play Mirabelle in the movie adaptation of Martin’s book Shopgirl.

Now, Danes is taking her career to another level by playing Eliza Doolittle in George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion starting in September on Broadway. Danes will play a Cockney girl who becomes the subject of a bet trying to turn her into a refined lady. Sounds interesting, and I’d love to her hear pull off the accent.

What’s the Best Project Danes Has Worked On?

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