Paris Hilton May Get Fed Intravenously If She Does Not Eat in Jail

Paris’ New Hollywood Diet

Since Paris Hilton was transferred from the medical ward back to her jail cell, she’s stopped eating, and people are getting worried about her condition. She has lost five pounds in a week bringing her 5′7 1/2″ frame down to 100lbs, and she was told that if she doesn’t eat, she will be force-fed intravenously. She’s managed to get a little bit of food down, but she’s being closely monitored as she was described as being “weak and lethargic”. Somebody please smuggle that girl in some Pinkberry before her perfect veins get bruised.