Paris Hilton Dragged (Literally) Back to Jail!

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Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail after a very dramatic hearing. In fact, she had to be dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy while she was screaming, “Mom! Mom! Mom!” and “It’s not right”. Paris’ mom Kathy is reported to be inconsolable and pacing in the hallway. She told reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.”

Look for an immediate appeal to determine who has jurisdiction over this whole circus. If it turns out to be the Sheriff’s Department, Paris may be let out again.



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