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Groggy dance star Moby woke up in Cannes and stumbled onto his balcony naked with hundreds of star-struck people below. He writes on his blog:

this morning in cannes i woke up and stumbled to the french doors of my hotel room, flung them open to look at the nice mediterranean sea and the rich people’s yachts thereon, and then realized that there were about 500 tourists and photographers looking at the front of the hotel(and, by default, me)to see if they could spot any movie stars.
so for a brief second the tourists and photographers were subjected to me in my bleary eyed morning naked-ness.
i’m hoping(more for their sake than mine)that no one saw anything(not much to see, unless you like bald white guys looking like they just woke up, which i just had, actually).”

Last year, there was Borat in that ridiculous green bathing suit, and this year it’s Moby naked. Cannes is becoming spring break for the famous set!

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