Lindsay Lohan Is Offically Booked in DUI Charge and Loses Poor Things Film

Lindsay Lohan Continues to Be Stupid and Loses Film

Lindsay Lohan thought she could appease everyone by wearing an alcohol-detecting bracelet and still go out partying immediately after checking out of rehab. Unfortunately, the investors in Poor Things, the movie that Shirley MacLaine put on hold until Lohan got out of Promises, is dumping it.

An email explaining the situation from set designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb to various corporations hoping for product placement has been published. With the subject “‘Poor Things’ has been cancelled,” Hebb wrote

Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.
Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.”

The rumors of doing ecstasy to get around the alcohol bracelet could not have helped matters, and I’m wondering if Lohan has blown it for good. Has she thrown away a life of movie-stardom? Will she have to settle for TV and Lifetime original movies? All I know is that her IMDB schedule is looking pretty blank aside from Poor Things in preproduction. After that gets wiped off, she’s going to have nothing!

In other Lohan news, she surrendered herself yesterday in Beverly Hills for DUI charges and posted a $30,000 bail and was released. She’s going to be arrainged on August 24, at which time she’ll find out the charges and if they include anything cocaine related. I guess possible jail time isn’t too attractive to movie-making people either. Since it appears that everything is backfiring, she might as well remove that silly bracelet. No one fell for it!