K-Fed Taking Bids for Next Baby Mama

Kevin Federline

How does someone like Kevin Federline get so full of himself that he feels compelled to spread his seed to populate the world with as many mini K-Feds as possible? And why is it that people who actually hold value to this world don’t necessarily have this impulse? It goes against natural selection, and I wish Darwin was here to explain it.

K-Fed was in Louisville over the weekend attending the Kentucky Derby (I’m not sure either why degenerates get to go to the same posh events attended by the Queen), and he decided to continue the party at Felt nightclub. He grabbed the microphone from DJ Kid Rock and announced,

I got four kids already - which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?”

There were no takers, thankfully, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until we hear of some lucky girl getting the privilege.

He was also a class act when he arrived at the club and exclaimed at seeing his VIP table,

Yo, I need a bigger table - I got six (girls) with me.”

Yo, go home and take care of the kids you already have. Lord knows Britney needs all the help she can get.

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