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Is the post-rehab Lindsay Lohan still a drunk, pill-popper or is she just a sober bore?

One story paints Lohan as someone who is still not over her addictions. News of the World, not a paper one should believe blindly, mind you, is citing a source who says that at her birthday party, Lindsay was putting vodka into her Red Bull cans and trying to score ecstasy. Supposedly Promises was so mad at her for getting trashed, that they made her stay in rehab four days longer and wear the alcohol-detecting bracelet.

And another story in the Daily Star (yes, another British tabloid) says that Calum Best has dumped Lindsay’s ass because being sober has made her boring.

Calum called Lindsay on Friday (20Jul07) and said that he was finding her post-rehab existence dull and that he didn’t want to give up partying.

“Calum loves Lindsay, but he’s simply not in the same place as her anymore.”

So which is it? Well, I’m going to go with both of them. The relapse hypothesis makes sense in explaining why Lindsay is wearing that silly bracelet. So now she absolutely can’t drink, and therefore she’s really, really boring. If the first story is true, though, it makes me sad that she had to drink the second she was let out of rehab. Are her addictions really that strong? Does she just not believe that she has to quit drinking? Was it just because it was her 21st? I don’t know, but if it’s true, she’ll go back to boozing the second they remove the bracelet.