Michael Lohan Says that Daughter Lindsay Lohan Has Found God While in Rehab

Hollywood Trend Update: Finding God

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael says that Lindsay has found God. He told the Insider,

Lindsay has found this righteous path because she’s going to church and that’s a good sign.”

Lindsay has not found God, dumbass! She’s just looking for an excuse to get out of the house. She’s been known to take field trips from Promises as much as possible, whether it’s a trip to the gym, AA, and now church. If she were out and about in LA with her freedom, would she be taking time out of her Sunday morning mimosa brunch to go to Bel Air Presbyterian? No way!