Guinness is Good for Your Health

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Paul McCartney may be romantically linked to Sabrina Guinness, the heiress to the Guinness empire. This would be a marked improvement over his soon-to-be ex and Dancing with the Star’s fame-whore Heather Mills. See, Guinness has an impressive array of high-profile dates, including Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Bryan Ferry, Jack Nicholson, Michael Douglas, Rod Stewart, and even Prince Charles. Anyone good enough for the royals is certainly a step up from questionable Mills.

Unfortunately, after planning a double-date with fashion-designer daughter Stella (and foe of Mills) and her husband Alisdhair, they reportedly had to cancel the meeting when they couldn’t lose following paparazzi. McCartney denies rumors of romance. He says, “It’s nothing more than friendship. I realize everyone wants to see me with a new bird right now, and that’s really flattering.

The Daily Mail reports that Mills was”apoplectic with rage” when she learned of the planned meeting in London on Wednesday evening, say friends.

Get over it, Heather, and concentrate on winning over the hearts of Americans by strutting your stuff on Dancing with the Stars. Newsflash: Americans really like the Beatles, especially the cute one who saves animals and prematurely lost his soulmate. Good luck, Heather!



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