Lawyer for Lindsay Lohan Says that Its Tough to Be Her Amid Cocaine Scandal

Feel Sorry for Those Unable to Snort Coke in Peace

It’s really, really tough to be celebrity Lindsay Lohan. Think about it. Shopping, partying, trips, very well acting jobs, all of these things make life hard. Just ask Lindsay Lohan’s attorney, Mike Heller, who basically says that she can’t even snort lines in peace. Regarding the scandalous pictures of Lindsay allegedly doing coke published by News of the World, he says,

This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who’s even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies’-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation.”

Yes, we believe you; it’s hard. Supposedly, Lohan is “inconsolable” and is quite concerned about the potential backlash of appearing to be doing drugs just 20 days after getting out of rehab. Fear not, though. Rumor has it she has a positive influence in her life. No, no, not Momma Dina. She’s too busy asking Jane Fonda how it was to work with her daughter (duh!). Said influence is supermodel Cocaine Kate! That’s right. I guess they have a lot in common. Maybe Kate’s boyfriend can advise her how to get the same implant he just got to stay off drugs.