Britney Spears Gets Sick in Hotel Bar

Britney’s Going to Make Mistakes (and Did)

In conjunction with writing a letter to her fans on her website trying to set things straight, including explaining that rehab was not necessarily about alcohol or depression but because she was “like a bad kid running around with ADD,” “Toxic” singer Britney Spears made a mistake just like she said she will every day.

I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.”

The mistake I’m referring to is a report that Ms. Spears had to be carried out of the Mondrian Hotel’s Sky Bar after being found vomiting uncontrollably in the men’s room Sunday night. A story in the Sun quoted Britney as saying, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”

A source told the Sun,

Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.

“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.

“She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.

“There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

“Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.”

What’s up with these out-of-control girls? It’s getting truly exhausting! Somebody needs to round all of them up and ship them off to an island colony. Australia for troubled, young Hollywood.