Paris Hilton Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail for Violating Probation

A Reason to Smile

Do you remember that girl in high school? You know the one I’m talking about. She was named “Most Popular” in your yearbook even though no one could really stand her. She was pretty, but not spectacular looking. When you passed her in the hallway she was never really smiling; it was more of a well practiced smirk. She never seemed to put any real effort into anything other than her appearance and filling her social calender. Well, on June the 5th, the universal representation of that girl is going to jail.

Heiress Paris Hilton will be spending 45 fun-filled days at the Lynwood County women’s jail for violating her probation last January. It seems Ms. Hilton was driving on a suspended license, but see, she didn’t “know” it was suspended. I guess the judge presiding over her case didn’t realize just how taxing Paris’ life is. She can’t be reading every little thing she signs. The girl has stuff going on. She has a very tight schedule that includes putting little designer sweaters on her dog, deciding if her current BFF should by Lindsay or Britney, dating Greek shipping heirs…did I mention the sweaters for her dog (and sometimes hats)?

I have a feeling that the image of Little Miss Hilton in an orange jumpsuit (oh, please let there be a jumpsuit) is going to bring an unexpected spurt of joy to many.