Archive for June, 2007

Full House’s Stephanie Tanner Grown Up

Full House actress Jodie Sweetin showed up at the opening of Pink Taco in Los Angeles last night showing off her big boobs. Sweetin, who played middle sibling Stephanie Tanner on Full House, hosts the strip/dance show Pants-Off Dance-Off on FUSE TV. Apparently she needed bigger jugs to blend in.
All has […]


Comedian Richard Jeni Was Mentally Ill

Comic Richard Jeni had a history of mental illness before he shot himself in March, according to a coroner’s report issued yesterday. He was hospitalized involuntarily for suicidal tendencies last year, and his girlfriend told police that she overheard Jeni talking to himself a week before his death, saying “just squeeze the trigger.” […]


Katie Holmes, the 60-Year-Old Schoolteacher

Katie Holmes went to a business meeting at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) in Century City and was photographed looking like she’s aged 30 years since she started her arrangement with Tom Cruise.
Meanwhile Tiny Tom is still in Europe. Now he’s doing promotional work for his production company United Artists.
Since Katie […]


Paris Goes to Maui “Incognito”

Paris Hilton is already on vacation and back in the public eye. She flew off to Maui yesterday for a little rest after the strenuousness of jail life, and she went in some sort of weird costume, but, of course, she’s already getting photographed despite her disguise.
In other Paris news, everyone and their brother […]


Britney Spears Serves Mom Lynne?

Has Britney Spears finally followed through on the rumors of serving her mother Lynne Spears with a restraining order so that she can’t see grandsons, Sean and Jayden Federline?
Britney tracked down her mom using information from a paparazzi camped outside of Britney’s house, and she drove an hour away to Valencia, where Lynne was on […]


Jennifer Garner in Hawaii

Is Jennifer Garner pregnant? Could that be a baby bump or does she just need a tummy tuck from the last one? If Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck were giving 1 1/2 year old Violet a little brother or sister, I’d say congratulations. They seem like a nice, normal family.

Who’s the […]


Paula Abdul Loves Judging American Idol

Paula Abdul, the crazy American Idol judge, regards what she’s achieving on the show very highly. She says,
I knew since I was a little girl that I had this profound way of touching people. My purpose is bringing out everybody’s best and being that cheerleader to other people’s success.
“Being a judge on American […]


Lindsay Lohan Had Coke in Her System

Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan had almost twice the legal limit of alcohol in her system as well as cocaine. The police department could present the case to the D.A. in the next few days.
I bet this is why Lindsay is conveniently participating in Promises “Extended Care […]


Paris Hilton BS’s Her Way Through Larry King

Paris Hilton made her grand appearance on Larry King last night for an entire nauseating hour. There were quite a few things that I’m calling bullshit on.
#1. She has a real opinion on Larry King.
She began the interview kissing Larry’s ass. When asked why she was doing the interview, she […]


Spice Girls To Tour Making Them $20 Million Richer

After all of the rumors, it’s official that the aging Spice Girls are planning to cash in on the franchise one last time before it’s too late. Eight years after breaking up, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton are going on a world tour to cities that include New […]


True Colors Tour a No Go for Britney

It was reported all over the place that Britney Spears signed up to join Cyndi Lauper on her True Colors tour in Los Angeles, but Brit isn’t actually showing up. Why? Because she would have had to sing for real. That’s right, she obviously cannot perform without lip-syncing, and Lauper will have […]


Reese and Ryan, Once a Happy Family

If anything can be inferred from this photo, it’s that Reese Witherspoon is still damn mad at her estranged husband Ryan Phillipe. The couple went to three-year-old son Deacon’s talent show and were photographed leaving with daughter Ava, and supposedly they had little interaction at the event. Reese is obviously a woman scorned, […]


Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Win

Paris Hilton’s neighbors can breathe a sigh of relief, at least temporarily. She’s decided to rent a Malibu beach house for the summer. Looks like those memos that went around the neighborhood were successful.
Will things stay on the up and up at this new abode? Malibu + beach house + […]


George Michael Refuses HIV Test

“I Want Your Sex” singer George Michael hasn’t had an HIV test since 2004 because he fears that he may be HIV positive. The producer of comedian Stephen Fry’s new television showHIV and Me, which Michael is participating in, says,
George says he does not believe in tests. He says he finds the wait for […]


John Stamos Apologizes for Australian Antics

Former Full House star John Stamos has sent an apology out to the people of Australia for his behavior on a recent ER promotional tour there. He “slurred his way through a press call,” but he also made a fool of himself on Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s morning show.
His spokesperson blames his behavior on […]